Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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