What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I need to stop coming to work sober
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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