She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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