No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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