Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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