ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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