I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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