Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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