Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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