on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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