You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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