oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
She bit a glass in half.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
