Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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