It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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