oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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