I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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