I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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