I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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