ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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