I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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