tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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