Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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