that's an acceptable place to lick
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
