There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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