Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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