Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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