If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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