my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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