I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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