Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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