Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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