im having a threesome with these popsicles
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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