we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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