I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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