Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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