So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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