how can u be prego again
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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