Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Dick very happy bro
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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