If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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