he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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