on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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