I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
