Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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