I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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