How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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