And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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