I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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