My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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