I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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