physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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