Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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